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Lucky leafs

I found a shamrock crushed against my sister’s walking boot;
She left the left one in the hallway, when we got back from picking fruit.
She said she didn’t care about such a stupid superstitious thing,
She said that I could keep it, good and bad luck don’t mean anything.

My grandmama – whose fruit we picked – praised my sharpened eye,
And when we settled down to eat, served me the first wedge of pie.
My sister’s protest of unfair! Was completely overlooked,
And grandmama said "well, where were you when the pie was to be cooked?"

I rolled the pastry out, I washed up while grandmama plated;
My sister had slipped quietly outside, and dodged the chores she hated.
"It’s because she found that stupid clover, isn’t it?" She shouted.
Grandmama took away her pie; shocked into silence, she only pouted.

"The clover’s lucky." I explained. "Do you want to have a go?"
"How can it be lucky, it’s just a weed. Let me see, I want to know!"
Grandmama said "Four leafers are novel and hard to see, and sneaky, lay in
wait:
And if you’re alert enough for them, you’re can make your own good fate."

My sister thought a while, went back to her boots, and looked for more good luck,
But all she found was grass and dirt and crushed plums in the muck.
She promised to look harder next time, determined to find her own:
She declared luck something you could plant, and harvest once its grown.

Regression

Buy me gumboots and plait my hair
And let me pretend I’m nine.
End my duties with the end of spring:
Let me wallow in lengthy summertime.

Set aside our grownup duties
And let’s play at being free;
We’ll run away from debts and fights,
Hide from everything obligatory.

But then, there’s some damn good adult fun
The joys of childhood just never met:
There’s beer and sex and a paying job,
Roquefort, chilli, and all the cake you get.

The wholesome happiness of childhood,
Seemed perfect then, but think of this:
You hadn’t tried the good stuff yet –
What you haven’t had, you just don’t miss.

Bring me my hiking boots, shave my head,
Let’s be grown ups again.
Let’s drink champagne and go to bed,
Let’s do what we want, with whom, and when.

Herbalism

And when you left you smashed the herbs
from the tiny pots that lined the steps.
You kicked them over and crushed them down
and swore at the leafy, dirty mess.

The peppermint smell, reproachful and bold,
stopped me as I tried to follow;
my tears frozen, my attention snagged;
the scent filling where I thought it hollow.

I didn’t hear you drive up the street,
and I didn’t see your final, cursing glare;
I was gathering up my shattered, leafy friends:
as they feeling them soothe the angry air.

In new little pots I realigned them,
and ordered them along the steps, so sweet;
so when you came back, I inhaled their balm:
and so embolded, drove your defeat.

For what can you offer, with your tempestuous grief,
Compared to kind herbs and the aroma-rich leaf?

The Neighbours

Satan owes me money,
And the fairies haunt my yard;
My left neighbour is a gargoyle,
With a Citroen and a Mastercard.

Satan owes me money,
And a centaur mows my lawn;
And I buy my weekly fruit and veg
From a gruff-voiced leprechaun.

There was a brawl the other night,
Among the pixies and the elves;
Until the ogres woke up and roared —
Then they behaved themselves.

They’re a good bunch on the whole,
Even the banshee who lives next door;
Though, when she’s singing in the shower,
You know about it, for sure.

It’s kind of a weird street I’m on,
But I’m not one to complain.
Still, Satan owes me money,
From last night’s poker game.

I’ve Got Plans

Get out of my way, for I’ve got plans!
And visions for how the world should be.
I’ve got things to make and things to sort;
And I can see everywhere the world needs me.

Since nobody else is going to start,
Stand aside: I’ve got shit to do.
I can see just how it all can work,
If you’ll follow my rules for a month or two.

If I can get everyone to see I’m right,
To see things the way that I see them,
Then they’ll agree and follow my lead,
And I then I can steer us out of mayhem.

So give me some space, for I’ve got plans!
I’ll call you back when I’m ready to go,
Meanwhile, get ready for what I’ve got in mind:
We’re going to set this world right, y’know!

A Curse

May your clothes be always comfortable
May your shoes be free of holes;
May you always have enough wineglasses,
May you never run short of bowls.

May your veggie garden never wilt,
May your toilet be never blocked;
May your windows be never smashed and cracked;
May you never leave the door unlocked.

May your sixteen-year-old think you’re cool,
May you always pick tasty wines;
May you never accidentally double-park
And have to dodge the fines.

May you never burn your mouth
On your coffee, tea or soup;
May you never get pumpkin on your shirt,
May you never step in poop.

May you be spared the annoyances,
The challenges of daily life:
And never know the laughing camaraderie
We get from minor strife.

My Grandmother, the Arachnid

My grandmother, it transpired,
Was from an egg: was a spider.
And so, when silky thoughts inspired,
Would hide behind the room divider
To privately coil her glorious strands,
and spin the cords into fine light thread;
Then, using only her own eight hands,
Would work all night, well past bed;
So in the morning, one would awake
And find her exhausted but sleepily glad:
A gossamer glory only she could make,
With the opal glow only her silk had.

In all other respects, she met the norm;
Though this magic spinning was her pride
She looked like a grandmother, she had the form,
Apart from eight hands and teeth set wide.
She was occasionally shy of her irregular bits,
But we didn’t notice, we loved her so,
We loved her weaving and fine lace knits,
Eight arms make the warmest hugs, you know.

Dried

The day bleached from heat
burnt dry into a
scratching papery afternoon.

Old and yellow,
a parchment sunset
and air that chokes.

Without announcement,
coolness trickles, quiet-quick
through an open window;
tickles bristling skin
and makes it sweet and new.

The sun dries out and dusk
creeps coolly in.

The Traveller

The traveller, weary and flecked with snow,
fell through the door with a gasp and bellow:
She stared, in shock, at his dishevelled state,
"Quick, man, to the fire, before it’s too late!
Eat something hot, sir, and melt your frost;
You look like you’ve been lengthily lost!"

"Thank you good lady, that’s just what I need:
a chance to rest and a chance to feed.
So very hospitable, irreproachably tender –
though, if I may: I’m of your own gender."
She unwrapped her scarf with a small tired smile.
"Nice to be indoors, if just for a while."

"A while, miss, no! The weather’s too bad:
you wouldn’t go out unless you were mad.
Here: eat this, and there’s a room free upstairs.
Your journey can wait until you’ve repaired."
She brought something to eat and something to sip
and the traveller warmed her frostbitten lips.

She replied, to the host, "You don’t understand:
Where I’ve been is the most glorious, dizzying land.
I’ve tasted the nectar, I’ve chimed heaven’s bell,
Seen frosts like oceans and sunsets like hell.
I won’t trouble you long; I have to go back.
My previous life seems to struggle and lack."

Her hostess frowned and swept the snow off the mat.
"I don’t know any place ’round here like that."
"It’s not really a place, not really a location,
More a way of being, a new incarnation."
Her cheeks darkened and her eyes took a glow,
And the hostess thought to herself: "Here we go…"

The traveller looked longingly back at the door,
"I’m very grateful to you, but I can’t stay any more.
You’ve nourished and restored me: thanks aren’t enough;
now time to go, be the weather so rough."
The hostess nodded, shook the traveller’s hand,
and gave her snacks for the trip she had planned.

So back into the snow the traveller dashed:
And the hostess watched as the flakes fell and flashed.
"Another goes back to the pages and books;
Another one lost to the words’ tiny hooks;
Another reader: they don’t notice the snow."
And in bland warmth she watched the traveller go.

Punished

It would be, you’d think, improbable:
or at the very least, quite rude,
to be snubbed and cold-shouldered
and given the label: "exclude".

But few social norms stand up to reason
and even fewer are made clear,
so when you decided to punish me,
I had no choice; just fear.

No gatekeeper has ever been
so complete and so unmoved;
no crime committed has ever been
so unexplained and so unproved.

So until you make the call
that I have served my time;
I’m supposed wait until your grace
lets you explain my crime.

But I never agreed to this exchange,
and so I will walk away:
exercise your petty powers, do —
you’ll find nobody plays.